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This was a request from ZetsumeiYaumi. I just figured out how to submit writing off my iPod haha!!  Anyway enough babbling no one reads these things at the top anyway.  On to the story!! * superman pose, sorry superwoman pose*
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Your ankles were swollen, your feet were killing you and you wanted to kill the Prussian that dragged you out shopping. If you haven't gathered you were 9 months pregnant and due any day now.  Prussia had wandered off to flirt with some girls so you decided to wander off back home to see the father of your child.

You walked in the front door and put the keys on the side . ' Germany, I'm back. But I left your big brother in the
Mall ' Germany walked in and hugged you ever so carefully.
' I don't blame you really... He can be a douche at times' Germany rested his hands on the bump on your stomach and rolled your eyes.

' can be? Prussia is a douche ' You both laughed until all the countries popped up and yelled ' SURPRISE' including your brother in law Prussia . how he got home before you was magic!!  It was a baby shower, you just smiles and greeted all your friends.

' Germany where's feli?' you asked him, slightly upset that your best friend wasn't there.

' FRATELLO DON'T KILL ME PLEASEEE IMJUSTAPOORVIRGINYOUKNOWHOWPATHETICWE RE!' ah, there he is. Before you could tell Germany to go an help him, Italy ran through the door holding a massive box with a red bow on it. He was followed by a fuming Romano.

' Hi ragazza. You look great, ah your-a so big-a now, how long will it be?' Italy laughed and began talking with your stomach while Germany went to Kill Prussia for letting you go home so easily . Italy then stood up a little panicked.
' uh Germany someone-a, spilt-a glass of water''

Your eyes widen and yelled out ' IT'S NOT WATER IT'S ME!'

Germany ran back into the room but he was in socks so he slipped on the  wooden floor but he proceeded to stand up .
Italy ran around like a headless chicken while everyone else panicked.

You were now really annoyed with everyone and grabbed Germany by his collar ' GET ME TO TJE HOSPITAL' He looked at you and said the most stupid thing ever.

' what now?!! Can't you hold it In?!' You shot him a glare that was
Mean enough to destroy a whole city. Germany got the message and lead you to the car.
' FELICIANO !' You managed to yell out the window and the love-able, all be it, clumsy italian ran out the door and to your side in he car. ' what is it ragazza?'

You looked at Germany and he nodded which made you smile ' we want you there for the birth, we want you tO be the godfather ' Italy smiled and jumped in the back with you. ' of course bella' he held himself hand out for you to hold, the poor Italian had every little bone in his hand broken by the time you guys reached the hospital.

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During the labour you were annoyed to say the least ' GERMANY IF YOU SAY PUSH ONE MORE I
TIME. ILL GET PRUSSIA TO PUSH YOU OVER A CLIFF'.
Germanys eyes widened at you and tried to get you to drink water
' I DON'T WANT BLOODY WATER I NEED TO GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!'

With one last scream from all of you, your little baby girl was born She was amazing, and you held her in your arms. Feli then took his turn to cradle his god child, ' she's-a bella just like-A  her mama'. Your best friend kissed your head then your daughters,
' germany where did you go?' Italy looked around to find that Germany had passed out on the floor, your just laughed and cradled your baby once more ' welcome to the world Kimi....'
This was a request from ZetsumeiYaumi :)

Hope you enjoy and it's the first time I've upoloadef from my iPod so sorry for any mistakes and the shortness :) and I don't own hetalia :)
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:iconhetalia243:
hetalia243 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i laughed when germany fell on the floor in his socks~
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can c tht happening XD
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Thecrazytardis5 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww! Kawaii
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jliscool2013 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
HA the strong Germany fainted on the floor.... O-O
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KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
This was cute! I loved it! But it was a little wild.
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ArtisticLioness Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OMG, loved it sooooooooo much, I can just imagine, big tall muscular germany falling flat to the floor, lol
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AnimeL0ver14 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student Writer
I loved the story! But the only weird thing is that my name is Kimiko and the baby's name was kimi...awesome lol
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annannlovespizza Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
ikr, i feel that every time i read a spain x reader cuz my name is Antonia....
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SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Poor italy and germany
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Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
lol best. story. EVER!!!
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Lol, Germany can handle war but he's a wuss when it comes to women's things. I bet if one of us mentions the word "Period." He's going to be out like a light XD and on the floor. XD
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SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Agreed
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Smokey1999 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
XD i just died laughing reading that end and your comment, just wait till his little girl ask him about that stuff =w=
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
True, true.
Kimi: Where do baby's come from

Germany: .....*passes out.*
Kimi: Mommy daddy went to sleep
Me: Why?
Kimi: I asked him where do babies come from.
Me: Well Kimi, babies come from Ikea.
Kimi: Okay! Can we go get a little sister.
Me: Um, when your older Kimi. When your older.
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jean17540 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Aaaannd he's passed out wow that's actually shocking....* coughs*Germany is hot and a wuss*coughs*
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tavros12 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Whin that little girl grows up he dad will scar every boy that comes around (and maybe her friends too)
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OtakuGirl14 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
My sweet little Kimi!
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venblack1398 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist
Ha! My best friend's name is Kimmy!
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IceCrystalTheAlicorn Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student Artist
My gosh, that was funny! Hehe getting Prussia to shove Germany off a cliff. Lol.
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Chibichiree Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww
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Hetalia564 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Can anyone imagine Itsly actually running around like a headless chicken? I think it'd be hilarious!
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Fortheloveofchaos Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"What now, can't you hold it in?"
:iconlaughingplz:
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XoxAngelBabexoX Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mr. I'm so tough. I can handle anything fainted.
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celkisbabe Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My cousin(Angie) has an anime crush on Germany, so I read this to her, and I ended up in a laughing fit after reading the part with Germany aka Mr. I'm so tough I can handle anything fainted, Angie asked me why I had stopped reading out loud (I read the part with Germany on the ground in my head) so I turned my lap top toward and and she was stuck in a laughing fit like me lol
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
Yay! I'm glad I made you two laugh :3 I just had to remember what my aunt was like when she was pregnant haha
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This needs beta-d but it's really good otherwise :D
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coolprincess101 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
Hehe...my nicknames Kimi. XD
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teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
sorry Feli, and Ludwig please wake up!
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NekoNyaaNikki Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lmao XD GERMANY IF YOU SAY PUSH ONE MORE TIME I'LL GET PRUSSIA TO PUSH YOU OVER A CLIFF! I died right then :iconfacepalmplz:
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Hehe I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D :iconheartrollplz:
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annaOBeilschmidt Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
XD THAT ENDING
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Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Germany? REALLY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN!!!! Even Italy managed to not faint XD
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Haha unexpected twists xD
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Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
damn those unexpected twists XD
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Cutiepielover1289 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Im-a just a poor virgin!! That got me laughing
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JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
Italy ran around like a headless chicken while everyone else panicked.
Why the hell did that make me laugh so hard? XDD
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013   Artist
Lol germany fainted
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SariEntity Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Italy runs around like a headless chicken' I lost it XD
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AWSOMENESSSOFAWSOME Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
i ..... i ........ ...... i dont like this i iii........... LOOOOVEEE ITTTT*jumps up in down in excitment and hyperness*
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AWSOMENESSSOFAWSOME Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
i ..... i ........ ...... i dont like this i iii........... LOOOOVEEE ITTTT*jumps up in down in excitment and hyperness*
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FireFoxClarion Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconlaughingplz: I can imagine Italy running around like a headless chicken
I really enjoyed this and I LOVE IT!!!
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Haha thank you. I'm glad you liked it ^_^
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haruhifujioka14 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I LOVE IT!:) :) :) :) :)
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
haha im glad you like it :)
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haruhifujioka14 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
i DON'T like it......ILOVEITWITHABURNINGPASSION!!!!!(talking like italy-san)
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Dude you totally sound like Italy Hahahahahah Germany dude you should totally meet this one it's like Italy's double its badass ahah ahah

~America xD
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haruhifujioka14 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
OH YESI'DLOVETOMEETGERMANYWITHALLOFMYHEART!!!!!!!
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lol *is crying because she is happy*
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DeathnoteChickx Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
:) hehe
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kuni-chan978 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Writer
Yo feli,can you get a small bucket of water and spill it onto germany?
:iconitalyplz: :iconsaysplz: umm okay
~*~few minutes later~*~
:icongermanyplz: :iconsaysplz:Get back here!?
I thought about the ending like this after reading this
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