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This was a request from ZetsumeiYaumi. I just figured out how to submit writing off my iPod haha!!  Anyway enough babbling no one reads these things at the top anyway.  On to the story!! * superman pose, sorry superwoman pose*
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Your ankles were swollen, your feet were killing you and you wanted to kill the Prussian that dragged you out shopping. If you haven't gathered you were 9 months pregnant and due any day now.  Prussia had wandered off to flirt with some girls so you decided to wander off back home to see the father of your child.

You walked in the front door and put the keys on the side . ' Germany, I'm back. But I left your big brother in the
Mall ' Germany walked in and hugged you ever so carefully.
' I don't blame you really... He can be a douche at times' Germany rested his hands on the bump on your stomach and rolled your eyes.

' can be? Prussia is a douche ' You both laughed until all the countries popped up and yelled ' SURPRISE' including your brother in law Prussia . how he got home before you was magic!!  It was a baby shower, you just smiles and greeted all your friends.

' Germany where's feli?' you asked him, slightly upset that your best friend wasn't there.

' FRATELLO DON'T KILL ME PLEASEEE IMJUSTAPOORVIRGINYOUKNOWHOWPATHETICWE RE!' ah, there he is. Before you could tell Germany to go an help him, Italy ran through the door holding a massive box with a red bow on it. He was followed by a fuming Romano.

' Hi ragazza. You look great, ah your-a so big-a now, how long will it be?' Italy laughed and began talking with your stomach while Germany went to Kill Prussia for letting you go home so easily . Italy then stood up a little panicked.
' uh Germany someone-a, spilt-a glass of water''

Your eyes widen and yelled out ' IT'S NOT WATER IT'S ME!'

Germany ran back into the room but he was in socks so he slipped on the  wooden floor but he proceeded to stand up .
Italy ran around like a headless chicken while everyone else panicked.

You were now really annoyed with everyone and grabbed Germany by his collar ' GET ME TO TJE HOSPITAL' He looked at you and said the most stupid thing ever.

' what now?!! Can't you hold it In?!' You shot him a glare that was
Mean enough to destroy a whole city. Germany got the message and lead you to the car.
' FELICIANO !' You managed to yell out the window and the love-able, all be it, clumsy italian ran out the door and to your side in he car. ' what is it ragazza?'

You looked at Germany and he nodded which made you smile ' we want you there for the birth, we want you tO be the godfather ' Italy smiled and jumped in the back with you. ' of course bella' he held himself hand out for you to hold, the poor Italian had every little bone in his hand broken by the time you guys reached the hospital.

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During the labour you were annoyed to say the least ' GERMANY IF YOU SAY PUSH ONE MORE I
TIME. ILL GET PRUSSIA TO PUSH YOU OVER A CLIFF'.
Germanys eyes widened at you and tried to get you to drink water
' I DON'T WANT BLOODY WATER I NEED TO GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!'

With one last scream from all of you, your little baby girl was born She was amazing, and you held her in your arms. Feli then took his turn to cradle his god child, ' she's-a bella just like-A  her mama'. Your best friend kissed your head then your daughters,
' germany where did you go?' Italy looked around to find that Germany had passed out on the floor, your just laughed and cradled your baby once more ' welcome to the world Kimi....'
This was a request from ZetsumeiYaumi :)

Hope you enjoy and it's the first time I've upoloadef from my iPod so sorry for any mistakes and the shortness :) and I don't own hetalia :)
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sonichetaliafan97 3 days ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
lol best. story. EVER!!!
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:icontheanimeangel:
Lol, Germany can handle war but he's a wuss when it comes to women's things. I bet if one of us mentions the word "Period." He's going to be out like a light XD and on the floor. XD
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Smokey1999 6 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
XD i just died laughing reading that end and your comment, just wait till his little girl ask him about that stuff =w=
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:iconjean17540:
Aaaannd he's passed out wow that's actually shocking....* coughs*Germany is hot and a wuss*coughs*
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tavros12 Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Whin that little girl grows up he dad will scar every boy that comes around (and maybe her friends too)
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OtakuGirl14 Jan 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
My sweet little Kimi!
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:iconvenblack1398:
Ha! My best friend's name is Kimmy!
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IceCrystalTheAlicorn Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
My gosh, that was funny! Hehe getting Prussia to shove Germany off a cliff. Lol.
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marshallee1fangirl Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww
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:iconhetalia564:
Can anyone imagine Itsly actually running around like a headless chicken? I think it'd be hilarious!
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